So this week, I am NOT posting pics. Ima make everyone wait to see the final product at showtime. 🙂 I do want to let you in on some of the things that go through a hungry competitors head as show time gets closer and carbs become fewer and fewer:
- If this piece of _____ falls on the floor, there is a good chance I would still eat it.
- If a person dares to touch my food once it is actually meal time, that is grounds for ending a friendship.
- Decisions, decisions: Do I really need to use the bathroom that bad? Because I would rather not get off the couch right now.
- Sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes, sweet potatoes!
- That apple is looking quite decadent right now…someone stop me!!
- I wish everyone would quit commenting on me looking tired…that doesn’t help.
- Sneakers and strippa heels are in the same gym bag.
- 2-a-days…yippee! (insert sarcasm)
- You start planning your after competition meals and drinks in your daydreams 🙂
- When meal time comes, a microwave and utinsels are not required!
- Salsa and mustard = excitement! (Kinda sad, huh?)
- What!? Your taking my rice cake out of my meal plan?!
- BOOBS? What are those?
- How dare he eat that sandwich right by me…the nerve!
